The fireworks for our nation's celebration paled in comparison to the fireworks on display in this week's two-man dustup. Two warriors, using every weapon in their arsenals in an all-out battle for ultimate victory!
- Coyote launched the first attack, a Roman Candle of Vengeance, and a dozen Sparklers of the Undead...
- Michael retaliated with a barrage of M80s of Destruction and a Cinnamon Sizzler!
We've got the true story of our nation's founding and the maybe true story of Michael's first date. Poor guy. That's gotta sting.
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