Happy Birthday, Ken
INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Six white dudes sit around a table in a manly, meat-oriented restaurant. Glasses of beer sit at various levels of fullness in front of each man, a half-full pitcher in the center of the table.
KEN
That was great, guys. Thanks.
DAVE
It's not over yet.
KEN
You mean?
PETER
Oh yeah!
INT. HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
KEN sits blindfolded on a straight-backed chair in the middle of the room. The other five men sit facing Ken in a rough circle.
KEN
Guys, this is awesome. Thanks.
MICHAEL
You deserve it.
A CLOWN walks into the room holding a seltzer bottle in one hand and a cream pie in the other.
KEN
Is she here yet?
RA
She?
The clown sprays Ken in the face. He removes his blindfold and immediately gets a pie in the kisser.
KEN, DAVE, PETER, MICHAEL, RA, DAVID W.
Happy Birthday!
KEN
You guys!
The clown pulls another cream pie from behind his back and puts it square in Kens face.
BLACKOUT:
2 comments:
Boy, if I had a dime for everytime a stripper turned out to be a clown!
(and thank you for not letting the clown give me a lap dance...and BIG thanks for setting up the party differently from the one Joe Janes added yesterday - http://biteandsmile.blogspot.com/2009/02/week-three-day-twenty-another-one-of.html)
I love it!
Thanks Richard!
No, definitely not like Joe Janes'!
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