Friday Night Sketch War: Horrible Holidays Edition

The battle continues apace; tonight we're joined by a new warrior. Fresh-faced and unscathed from previous battles, will Peter Rogers kill or cower, fight or flee?

This week's theme is brought to us by one of our legion of fans: horrible family holidays.

• Coyote - just like Han damn it! - shot first, with flaming egg rolls of doom...
• Ken takes us back to the second Thanksgiving and pelts us with maize on the cob...
• Peter picks a peck of pickled puppeteers to swing their marionettes of doom!
  

Next week, in honor of the orgy of food and retail shopping, the theme will be...Oprah!!!

If you want to play along, write a sketch and send a link to it to sketchwar at dreamloom.com. And be sure to come back on Friday for fun, fun, fun!